Friday, October 31, 2008

Fishcare Tips

To Every Owner of a Siamese Fighter

Fishcare Tip # 1
Smaller containers can be homes for your Siamese Fighter.
But do remember that Fighters love large spaces to roam too.
Fishcare Tip # 2
Your Siamese Fighter is called a “fighting fish” for a reason. He is extremely territorial and does not like company. Keep to one Fighter per container.
Fishcare Tip # 3
Try not to position your fighter’s home in very hot or cold temperatures. He thrives best in room temperatures.
Fishcare Tip # 4
Feed your fighter up to 3 times daily, one pellet at a time. Do NOT over-feed him.
He should stay lean and mean like a trained Fighter.
Fishcare Tip # 5
Give your fighter a clean home.
Change half of the water in his home twice a week to keep him in the pink of health.
Fishcare Tip # 6
Fighters rise to the water surface to breathe just like humans do !!
Wherever possible, do NOT leave their homes enclosed.

Wat the Fish ?!?!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Siamese Fighter

Siamese Fighters
(also known as Betta Splendens)
Lean and Mean.
Rough and Tough.
Never gives in without a Fight.
Wat the Fish ?!?!

The 10-Year Old's Fish in a Jar


1.) Because any kid should have a fish.
2.) JUST ADD WATER.
3.) No risk of asthma resulting from dog fur.
4.) HDB friendly.
5.) Costs a lot less than a new PSP... and its actually alive.
6.) Teaches real responsibilty.
7.) No clearing of big poo.
8.) Bring it anywhere you wanna go.
9.) Impress everyone in school.
10.) A gift for a girl.
Wat the Fish ?!?!
"Fish are friends, not food."
Bruce the shark. Finding Nemo (2003)

The Busy Executive's Fish in a Jar

1.) Its a no-brainer. JUST ADD WATER.
2.) Makes for idle office conversations.
3.) A beautiful piece on your worktable.
4.) A good distraction from work.
5.) Low maintenance. A pet for recession times.
6.) Fengshui.
7.) They don't bark. Wonderful when you've heard enough crap for a day.
8.) An alternative to chocolates for Christmas gifts.
9.) No need for a walk in the park.
10.) A swimming fish is mysteriously therapeutic.

Wat the Fish ?!?!
"All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws."